Thursday, March 29, 2007

This is SO Texas!

I had to post this hilarious joke I just received by email:

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.


Anonymous said...

Love the joke, and yes very Texas. I found your website on the mom blogs and like you I live in Texas. As for my site well I used to have a blog on blogger but now I'm on wordpress so if you don't mind I'll leave it for you if you ever want to mosey on over and take a look.
I look forward to getting to know you.

RealEstateGirl said...

Tooooo funny! Thanks for stopping by my blog---glad you like the car wash story. I still crack up every time I think about it. I'm going to try to coax her into letting me take a picture of her and posting it. She is hilarious! Stop by often and I will do the same!

RealEstateGirl said...

Krista---I just looked at your profile and saw that you liked "The Lake House". Ahhh! That movie drove me nuts! I LOVE LOVE LOVE Sandra Bullock and DOUBLY LOVE Keanu Reeves, but that movie...I rented it and was like, "what the heck?" How can they ever catch up with each other in time??? I'm so confused!!! It was so frustrating to me!!! Please, some insight!

Terri @ In His Hands said...

LOL! That is so funny and true!